Copy and paste the following code right after your <head> tag and before your </head> tag. Edit only the popup message alert section to fit your needs.
Code:
<script language="JavaScript"> <!--
// You may edit the pop up message below.
// The n's represent an enter.
var message="That function is disabled.\n\n©your name"; // Message for alert box
// Don't edit below!
function click(e) {
if (document.all) {
if (event.button == 2) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
if (document.layers) {
if (e.which == 3) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}
if (document.layers) {
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
}
document.onmousedown=click;
// --> </script>
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