Place this into the head of your page:
Code:
<script language="JavaScript"> <!--
// No rightclick script v.2.5
// (c) 1998 barts1000
// \n This e-mail address is being protected from spambots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
// Don't delete this header!
var message="No thieving my stuff man!"; // Message for the alert box
// Don't edit below!
function click(e) {
if (document.all) {
if (event.button == 2) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
if (document.layers) {
if (e.which == 3) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}
if (document.layers) {
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
}
document.onmousedown=click;
// --> </script>
// No rightclick script v.2.5
// (c) 1998 barts1000
// \n This e-mail address is being protected from spambots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
// Don't delete this header!
var message="No thieving my stuff man!"; // Message for the alert box
// Don't edit below!
function click(e) {
if (document.all) {
if (event.button == 2) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
if (document.layers) {
if (e.which == 3) {
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}
if (document.layers) {
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
}
document.onmousedown=click;
// --> </script>
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